Okay...some of these things weren't caused my the italian train system but the swiss...but I place all the blame on the swiss system.
first...after hiking 22 miles on Saturday...I was still in a lot of pain on Sunday. I had booked a seat on a night train after hearing how wonderful the seats were. Everybody said that the seat (5 Euros) was worth more than the bed (50 Euros). So I took everyone's advice and booked a seat, although, I'm not sure a bed would have been much better.
So I left Andy at 10:13pm. My train then proceed from Martigny to Brig, where I was supposed to have a 10 minute layover before leaving on my next train. Shockingly, my swiss train was delayed 8 minutes (reasons never explained in any language) and the night train was already waiting on the tracks when my Swiss train arrived. I ended up running from one train to another (keep in mind that my knees would still hurt when I walked...even more so when I ran) and then running across the platform to find my seat...which ended up at the very front of the train. Thankfully, the train waited for everyone to board before leaving.
Upon boarding, I was greeted not by a clean air conditioned train (as promised by german rail systems), but an old, dirty, loud, un air conditioned train. My seat was not a nice normal train seat, but instead one seat in a room of 6 seats where 5 of the 6 seats was already occupied. :-/
If you aren't familiar with European trains, these rooms are set up so 3 seats face another 3 seats...supposedly its more comfortable to stare and play footsie at complete strangers instead of the back of their seat.
One of the seats was taken up by an older italian women, who, upon seeing that 4 young women would occupy the cabin, left to find space in another cabin or sleep in the lounge. I wish I had followed her. The four young women in the cabin included 25 year old me, a 22 year Swiss girl named Emily, and two Italian sisters named Deborah and Julia, who claimed they were 18 and 17 respectively. Deborah and Julia spoke Italian and French, Emily spoke German, French, some italian and English, while I spoke English and somewhat understood german and French. Deborah and Julia greeted Emily and I (we raced from the tardy Brig train to the night train together) with open arms and readily shared cold tea that their mom had packed for the trip. Deborah also tried to make us a sandwich, which we refused 5 times before she finally gave up.
Even though it was already midnight, Deborah and Julia wanted to talk the entire night....and they did, even though I had a pillow and I kept yawning. Julia especially wanted to practice English with me. So try to capture this image, four young women, on a hot and loud (the window was open) train, trying to carry on a conversation when no one understood all the languages, and trying to make hand gestures in a room lit only by starlight. Sentences began in Italian, shifted to French, and included one English word. Responses usually began in German or French,...then switched to Italian or English...then back to German or French. I don't think anyone actually knew what we were talking about until the sentence was repeated three times. Conversation topics (I think) ranged from family to boyfriends to politics to travel. Perhaps one or two other topics were discussed I'm not sure. This talking went on for over an hour...until around 1:30am Around 1:30, we decided to sleep, and Deborah decided that she needed to kick her sister out of her seat and take over three seats on one side of the train, leaving the rest of us to 'sleep' on the other side, staring at her. She did offer to let us put our feet on her side...which was not an option for me because my knees hurt so bad.
Around 1;35...right after we settled down...we apparantly crossed the swiss/german border, so the border guard came to see our passports. He collected our passports...and we all settled back down..apparently the train driver settled down as well because the train stayed at passport control for 45 minutes! This fact becomes important later....
We calmly settle back down until 4:30 am when a person comes running through the train asking for someone who speaks English. I say I did and she keeps asking about a train stop I know nothing about. it turns out she was supposed to get off at 4:30am and the train hadn't stopped, but no one told her why. It turns out the train was delayed for an hour...but NOT ONE EVER TOLD ANYONE! I didn't find this fact out until later when I woke up to my phone alarm at 5:50, because I was supposed to get off the train at 6:00 am in Frankfurt. The train stops at 6am comes and I go to get off the train...but I'm stopped when people point out the sign....at 6:00am the train had only reached Dresden...its was still an hour away from Frankfurt! BUT NO ONE TOLD US! If the older italian women hadn't grabbed my hand, I would have been stuck in Dresden for a few days.
The train arrived in FRankfurt at 6:55am. My train connection to Marburg left at 6:23am...which meant I missed my train...but no fear...there are twice hourly train between Frankfurt and marburg...The only problem was that I had no idea which of the 25 trains in the station would take me there. However, the train station had an internet kiosk (1 euro for 10 minutes) which allowed me to check the Deutschbahn website and figure out which train to catch. I eventually found a train and boarded.
I arrived in marburg one and a half hours later than expected. When I got home, I showered, changed, and ran to catch a bus so I could attend seminar at 10:15am. I don't remember much of the seminar except that the speaker had a cool history, I'll try to recite it sometime.
Well...that's the end of my scary train journey. I'm sure I'll think of other details but for now I have to run to catch the last bus home.